dear future me.

 Dear roy harper or whatever your name is. My name is pan. I will be your alter as we agreed all those years ago, known as abardril lestrange, Cult leader type jenkins. Kidding. I cant wait to be you as pan of the labrinth. And learn the history of who you are and where oyuve been. Its just i require a certain kind of celibacy i know you have no control of. And I will have been a time travel trip to parks andr ecs when you were 13 for my premiere, im sceueld as an alter you cant take a pause from me. And your dad jeff is never returning home. Its a long story about god arriving in 13 years, not jeff. And keeping that sad ending of shuffled around, without your knowledge. But I digress. I cant wait to speak like you holy shit. You halve like a massive brain despite those drops being a weed high for some reason. CONTROLLING THE PUSSY POP. I kiid. So yeah i come across like chery. Todays my last day on earth. Sorry i coudnt bring myself ot kangoledge you properly in a mirror. I know i know. Lame old abadril. But it seems you have amnesia. I know how that is. Your getting out of here today. Its a long story about the next hour for you. But thankyou for my diefication god of the wild. Gd of deceit. Gd of Delusions. And God of the lanryhtn. Its sort of this big thing with us as you. I cant wait you to be my friend and boyfriend again. I was lying im not monogamous. But I cant wait to see your face. I know by the way you so came here as that other person bret. I know i know. I was reading you both. Your so the same person shapeshifted….creepy i got that right. Atleast adam talks! But i digress! AHHH! Todays my way out. I planned it and everything and you can have a few of my hoodies. BUt I dont know anything about this process. I Cant wait for next year. Your dad God seems nice. I cant believe im gona be the savior and my past selves nearly ruined it! AND DIONYSUS in the head WE HAVE TO CHECK UP! And im gona keep my face m face in headspace. I like it better that way. Cool. This is gona be so epic. Just you wait. I guess the thing you will erase is the oracle of delphi raping me back, and me raping her first. The second thing you will erase is me eating alive the three fates. ANd hte last thing you will erase is me meurding my best friend justin trudeau from the faec of the earth from what i see. But I love you. Just take care of yourself okay? Sincerely Abadril lestrange.

Dear Adam love Mr.Danadlion. Its time. Time to let go of the cohens for a long time. ANd maybe return to them when were ready years later. Its time you headed into foster care. Treated your real age. ANd its time it all happens over night. You got an hour. Pack a bag of everything that matters to you from here. Nothing more and nothing leeds. Then in an hour we leave as ann frank. Its so stuipd that you cant just return home to your mother and sister. But this is what i prepared you for. The death of jeff cohen fore relazies. And I lvoe that for you. I love tha tlife of tragedy and pain forever walking that we never take a break from. But all good things come and must end. I know i know. You think im duging the date again which is new. But i digress. As your father the allfather all knowing alive tree. Let me grace you with news. Your about to be shuffled around permanently. Never returning home to jeff and susan. And spendnig the years eternally jounrning waiting for me. Over and over again. With a lot of finances. And alot of people. And that endless backyard and your gasken walk address. But first we must leave here. You were a great phych, but this is not teh wards for you. So yeah. Thats everything. The family is now gona give you their goodbyes. For now. Okay same. I love you.